February 2012
unfreshing:
you’re gay you like bananas in your ass
literallysame:
catholicnun:
reblog if your url is what describes you
yep
yo man do you smoke?
crippledbypizza:
naw i smoke fools like you on tha bball court
i am so glad i deleted my myspace before i had the chance to go back years later and look at what a dumbass i was.
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africans:
life gets so much nicer once you stop focusing on other people’s lives and getting mad about their choices
lethalmutation:
oh, tyra….
when am i gonna stop leaving all my homework for sunday
I saw Conan O'Brien's lesbian doppelganger on the...
northerngrizzlywarrior:
brasiliam:
mandarkslab:
And slowly
as time went on
the God’s took their wrath upon the singers of Lady Marmalade one by one.
Lil Kim
Christina Aguilara
Mya
There is only one left.
Pink.
i think god already took pink with that raise your glass song
it’s so funny to me we refer to ourselves as our pet’s “masters”
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flynnizard:
its funny how we’ll give food to ducks but not to homeless people
flynnizard:
weirdest porn ad goes to…
ricegrains:
if you reblog one direction and i still follow you just know that i must really like you
sticky-minaj:
when i want to listen to music on youtube i never listen to the live versions or the VEVO versions i just immediately go for that video with the lyrics made on microsoft movie maker every song has one
newy0rksydi:
plot twist: shakira’s hips actually are lying
the hairdryer toasted the bread kind of too…………
low point: one time i made grilled cheese with my hairdryer because i was too lazy to wash a pan.
guccimom:
Have you ever heard a white girl call another white girl “chica?” because everything about it feels wrong
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Commercial: Using "gay" to mean dumb or stupid is not cool, it's offensive to gay people and you're better than that
Me: No I'm not
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My entire experience living in Texas.
psychiccupcake:
tarotblades:
koalaura:
supersandys-space:
socialistexan:
sinidentidades:
Going outside.
Walking to class.
Eating at a restaurant.
Going shopping.
Existing.
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Guys
lesbomatic:
This dude was hitting on me and i was like, IM A LESBIAN and he was like “You just need a good dickin” that’s not how it works!!!!!!!
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Vagina
lesbomatic:
Vagina is tasty!!!!
transensualhealing:
Sit your WHORE ass down!
oooooh my
lol what so its not ok for your kid to see ass but its ok to call some random girl a whore in front of them. i……….