names to call your friends

  • meme loving fuck
  • brony
  • gaylord
  • (friend’s actual name)-ler
  • image
  • nyoom!nyoom!


I just found the best Facebook page

Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing


You know if a cat watches TV it actually means they’re really stupid because their eyes aren’t supposed to be able to process the images

The Knife

Missing people all the time is a terrible feeling

Eating foods from other cultures is not cultural appropriation that’s fucking ridiculous. Please do eat tacos and enchiladas white people. If you didn’t, I probably wouldn’t have access to them either.


I meant to text her, “I’ll be there soon,” but I accidentally typed, “I’ll be there son,” and now she thinks that we’re doing this weird role play thing and she keeps referring to me as her father and asking me to help her with tuition and stuff. 


Sometimes I wonder where Jessi Slaughter is now. 

American Horror Story: Easter


If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live



why do white girls think coachella is an excuse to dress so embarrassingly 

Cause it’s too hot for them to put on their klan robes.

"If you’re awkward around people when you’re high just get completely fucked whenever you’re gonna meet someone new. That way they just think eh they seem to be the same as usual."
My old lady smoking buddy